January 2012
1 post
: Baby Police →
ieatanddrink:
From the studio that brought you “Snake Hard” and “I Guess Our Dog Opened a Restaurant” comes a new movie, from the studioio that brought you “Dog Restaurant Owner” and “Mission Ipossible: Snakemaster Kevin” comes a movie which can only be described as “Lethal Weaplon, with babies,…
February 2011
2 posts
selected texts from superbowl wknd
feb 5, 9:51pm: I feel the way I felt on christmas eve when I was 7 right now
feb 6, 5:26pm: Let’s do this! PACKER NATION!
feb 6, 6:04pm: !
feb 6, 7:03pm: Hines is my least favorite ward
feb 6, 8:34pm: Feelin it!
feb 6, 8:43pm: Tell the steelers to eat the dog hair out of my pussy
feb 6, 9:11pm: DUDE!!AAAAAAAAAAA
feb 6, 9:15pm: Ahhhh!
feb 6, 9:21pm: HoLy SHIT!
feb 6, 9:38pm:...
October 2010
2 posts
florda state tourism slogans
florda: you were born for this!
florda: bring some money
florda: where you get the newest thing
florda: we don’t get paid until you get paid
florda: it’s a really hot jail
florda: we already ate
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
1 post
June 2010
1 post
"FUCK ON!"
April 2010
2 posts
bicyKILLing it.
bitches!
March 2010
2 posts
February 2010
5 posts
New Career Plan
Senior Director of Hot Foods! FUcKiNG into it. How do we come up with shit like this!
“Kathy Hasty, senior director of hot foods at 7-Eleven, said breakfast at her chain traditionally held up well during recessions even as other meals suffered — but other downturns didn’t come with double-digit unemployment. By late last year, sales of breakfast sandwiches were down 8 percent...
Jean Jackets
motherfuckers!
January 2010
3 posts
same shit
new room. it’s awesome how your shit starts to define your life, give it continuity. helps you not feel lonely when you move into a new room, to a new city and pretend to be a grown up or something. t-shirts, books, canoe paddles, records. defining.
i slept the last two nights in my sleeping bag on the floor in a strange room in austin, tx. not sure why, cause i have a bed. just thought...
stranded kinda
in mpls. w/tlbrt
tried to get to texas
stopped by iowa
metaphorically.
rippin’ on some gillian welch on dvd for the rest of the afternoon, maybe shoveling the back driveway if drew lets me.
December 2009
2 posts
like when he decided to try to set a 'speed...
postmoves:
-Graham on Mario
so fucking into it.
November 2009
3 posts
the internet
doesn’t exist.
think about it.
October 2009
7 posts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sportspeople_b... →
“The Polish Powderkeg.” “Deadly Nedly.” “Boogaloo.” “Peppermint.” this is easily the best and most comprehensive wikipedia page i have ever fucking seen.
five dudes
playing four different songs
in three different ways
in two different cities
all at once.
bank-account johnson
chihuahua x 2
Totes got chased by a chihuahua. and another one. riding by the cemetery: dog 1 jumps through a picket fence barking like a demon-lord trying to bite my ankles. I jam hard on my cranks cause this fucking thing is all up on my back wheel. i believe i have escaped. chihuahua 2 comes and jams on it hard, like instant replay of dog 1 but they are now both chasing me up this hilly jam, and...
fucking living like a villain
sippin on tequila-lime-pomegranate-cilantro bev and eating leftover enchiladas.
fuc whut they sayin.
T
d
L!
filthy damn rodents
there was a possum in my laundry room this morning. it was pretty chill though.
September 2009
8 posts
Gillian Welch
is breaking my fucking heart.
chill
anderson. i regret the way i treated you the other day on the internet. you deserve better.
August 2009
4 posts
“I wish I could second this sentiment, but there is absolutely no valid...”
– The closest analogy I can make to another team and community would be the Green Bay Packers and their fans. There’s a bond between the Blazers and Portland that’s consuming, enduring, and important. Rain or shine, in injury and health, bowing out early, late, or not at all the Blazers will always...
goddamn it rollie!
-jim ward
des moines
let’s just say we threw a bottle of champagne off the 10th floor of a holiday inn last night.
June 2009
11 posts
def
gonna bring an aluminum lawn chair to saskatchewan. see ya.
emergency contacts
Graham Tolbert
to me show details 5:57 PM (19 hours ago) Reply
OJ: 1 414 491 0492 Kel: 1 715 456 1267 Taco John’s (Water ST): 1 715 834 1991 Ronny Tatelips: 33 576 989 Refweald Jashagnon: 1(715) tits Kathan Goltit: 1 612 669 6134 FOG KRIAT: :) Cat Fancy magazine: 1 800 468 1618 Lick Polnigger:...
speeddial5
my car died out at the vern ranch on thursday night. when i biked out the next day and called to have it towed i found out my phone was also f’d. so i put it in the porch on the sun and threw a couple holes of frisbee golf. and had a heineken. and chilled in the hammock. went back to the phone and found out the 5 was the only button that actually worked. in god’s infinite wisdom,...
